Thursday, June 18, 2009

Pros and Cons of being a Hooters girl?

Read a nice piece (no pun intended) about the pros and cons of being a Hooters girl, and it didn't tell me anything I didn't already know... at least from the visible male side of things. I can only imagine how rough it would be to parade around in that god-awful uniform all day, and being ogled on top of it. Well, the ogling wouldn't bother me... those panty hose would. Those things are super-insulating. Hot as hell. Don't ask.

I have been on the pro #5 side (Thank you girls of Canton and Kennesaw, GA), and had to chuckle at the list... it's all true. And for all of you who want to scream "objectification", yeah, go ahead... you're probably ugly, flat or fat (although I've seen all 3, even on one girl, working at Hooters). For everybody who isn't a feminazi, I recommend the ham sandwich with the horseradish sauce, or the grilled cheese platter with bacon and tomato when hungover.

3 comments:

Hept-Rossi said...

I'm fond of the buffalo chicken sandwich...and the tits.

Symo said...

It's fun watching them go from nice, everyday college girls to smokin' hot chicks with implants... they made some serious cash Atlanta.

SARTH said...

Well...

I am not a fan of the restaurant myself. I think most of the time the women who do work there are very attractive. However, they have to know what they are getting into. It is stupidly naive to think that guys aren't going to stare at them. Why else would you wear short shorts, push up bras, low cut tops? For comfort?

Once when I worked at CompUSA, we had a special event, where we were promoting, I think Windows XP premiere...anyways, we had Hooter girls come out to help. One was about 4'5" and 9.9 months pregnant. Was disgusting. But she had a nice rack....go figure. Baby Fun Feeding Balloons.

So, here is to YOU Miss Hooter. We like your stuff, but get over it. You get our hard earned money for being sexy, and the only other options you have are to step up and take pole dancing lessons, or marry one of us.